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2003-2004 ABA News
Here is where we will provide all the latest news on the ABA and links to online news stories about the league and its teams. Online News Links 03/10/04 - Jam
can bank on it (Long Beach Press-Telegram) League News from almostbasketball
Squires Not
Quite Dead Yet CIUDAD
JUAREZ, Mexico -
The Jersey Squires pulled off a huge upset in the
first round of the ABA Tournament Thursday night, crushing the Las Vegas
Rattlers 138-96. The Squires, who had gone 2-23 during the regular season
(we think), cruised to the win and eliminated Joe Bryant's team. In the
other game Thursday, the Tijuana Diablos ousted the Fresno HeatWave 90-85.
Ramel Curry had 20 points and James Penny had 16 to lead Tijuana, who now
faces homestanding Juarez in the second game tonight. The first game will
have the Squires taking on the Kansas City Knights. [DISCUSS] Bryant Brings
Bizarre Season to Close LONG BEACH, CA -
Tournament
Format Set Just in Time JUAREZ,
Mexico -
All seven teams will participate in the 2004 ABA Tournament
under the postseason format announced today by the host team, the Juarez
Gallos de Pelea. Jersey and Las Vegas open things Thursday at 6pm CT, with
Fresno and Tijuana playing the nightcap at 8pm. The Jersey/Vegas winner
will face Kansas City at 6pm Friday, with the Fresno/Tijuana winner
playing Juarez in Friday's second game. Friday's winners will face off
Saturday night at 8pm CT for the right to travel to Long Beach on Tuesday,
March 9 to face the Jam for the ABA title. Click the bracket to see it
full-size. [DISCUSS]
Long Beach Makes
Short Work of Vegas LONG
BEACH, CA -
Geno Carlisle's 42 points led the Long Beach Jam to a
154-117 whipping of the Las Vegas Rattlers Sunday afternoon, clinching the
ABA's regular-season championship for the first-year team. Ronnie Coleman
added 31 for the Jam, who will host somebody who manages to make it
through the as-yet-formatless tournament at Juarez beginning Thursday.
Despite the league's pronouncement on February 19 that the playoff format
would be announced "in the next week," what will happen in
Juarez is anyone's guess. If they are indeed only going to hold two games
(as the Jam's press
release says), there's really only one way to do it - Fresno will have
to play Juarez in the first game, with the winner playing Kansas City
Saturday for the right to face the Jam. Las Vegas, Tijuana and Jersey will
have to sit this one out, and we'll see which of them folds first.
Jam Hasn't
Clinched it Yet LONG
BEACH, CA -
Schea Cotton scored 31 points to lead the Long Beach Jam
to a
146-116 win over the Las Vegas Rattlers Friday night at The Pyramid,
improving the Jam's ABA-leading record to 22-7. Despite the fact they will
host the ABA Championship Game on Tuesday, March 9, the Jam still have
not officially clinched the regular-season title. Long Beach has two
games to play (Sunday and Tuesday against Las Vegas) while Kansas City
plays Jersey twice to end the season. The Jam need only to win one of the
two against the Rattlers to clinch, while the Knights need a sweep and for
Long Beach to get swept if they are to win the title by a half-game (gotta
love a league that has teams going for a championship playing an unequal
number of games). Not that it matters, it would be a major upset if Long
Beach and Kansas City didn't play for the championship on March 9th.
Friday's game was very nearly played shirts vs. skins, as the Rattlers
showed up without their uniforms (nice) and had to wear Long Beach's road
jerseys.
The Iceman
Returneth DETROIT
-
George Gervin is back in the ABA. Again. The Hall of Fame player
whose legend began in the original ABA and who coached the Detroit Dogs to
the first championship of the reborn league three years ago, will
head up a new expansion team in Detroit next season. The Motown
Jammers are the ninth expansion team to be announced for next season. Hey,
ABA, it would be helpful if, instead of announcing next year's expansion
teams, you started announcing this year's scores a little more quickly,
huh? [DISCUSS]
Playoff Format?
Anyone? Anyone? LENEXA, KS
-
The
ABA tournament begins in eight days, and there has been no announcement
yet of the format. The league's handy-dandy, newly-revised-so-you-won't-notice-the-games-that-go-unplayed
schedule page shows one "Playoff Game" on Thursday, March 4,
another "Playoff Game" on Saturday, March 6 and the
"Championship Game" on Tuesday, March 9 (you'll get a nice crowd
on a Tuesday night, by the way - nice scheduling). That would seem to
indicate two semifinals leading up to the championship game, but Long
Beach president Steve Chase has been quoted as saying his team "won't
be in Juarez," so what's the deal? If the Jam has a bye into the
final, are they going to do a stepladder tournament, with Fresno playing
Juarez the first night, the winner playing Kansas City the next night, and
the winner advancing to play Long Beach? Strangely enough, based on the
current standings (which are only as accurate as you want them to be),
that might be the sanest thing the league has done this year.
Dude, Where's My
Games? LENEXA, KS -
The
announcement that the ABA BEST
ABA RECORDS EVER (Through games
of 2/22/04) Knock, knock!
Who's there? Not Dennis Rodman LONG
BEACH, CA -
Dennis Rodman has sold his last ticket for the ABA. The
league and the Long Beach Jam announced Friday that Rodman
has been released from his ABA contract so he may "move forward
in his quest to return to the NBA." The move came one day after Jam
president Steve Chase was
quoted in the El Paso Times as saying "(Rodman) is still on our
team, and we're expecting him to play for us this weekend." Rodman's agent pronounced the
42-year-old former NBA rebounding champ "100% ready for the
NBA," which is amazing considering he apparently wasn't 100% ready to play in
the ABA. In case you missed it, Rodman played 47 minutes and grabbed 22
rebounds one weekend in January with the Jam, and then missed the next
month with a leg injury. Fans turned out in droves on the road when they
thought Rodman would be playing, but after removing himself from a game on
January 18, he was never seen again. Meanwhile, the Jam moved to 21-6, or
something, by
beating Jersey 150-101 Friday night. Supposedly the Squires are now
2-18, but if you count up the wins and losses on the
ABA scores page, things don't add up. [DISCUSS]
Play It Again,
Jim LENEXA,
KS -
Proving once again that he learned at the foot of the master, ABA
President Jim Clark has blithely announced that the ABA Tournament will
begin on Thursday, March 4. The fact that there were still a dozen
regular-season games scheduled on or after that date is not important, at
least not in the league that for the third consecutive season has
halted its schedule early in favor of a postseason tournament. "We are excited to have our playoffs start in
Juárez, México and having every game televised and with packed arenas for our international audience,"
said Clark, with a straight face and his best Joe Newman "pay no
attention to the unplayed games behind the curtain" demeanor. Juarez
will apparently host the quarterfinals and semifinals of what is likely to
be an all-comers tournament once again, with Long Beach hosting the
championship game on Sunday, March 9. [DISCUSS]
It Would Be
Funny if it Wasn't So Sad LENEXA,
KS -
The ABA has not yet started looking in jail cells for prospective
owners, but that day probably isn't too far off. With recent revelations
that the
former owner of the expansion team in Little Rock, Arkansas was indicted
on 82 counts of fraud, and that the
owner of the Portland expansion team has an outstanding arrest warrant and
has declared bankruptcy three times, the ABA is continuing its
tradition of due diligence that brought you Wayne Butler and Calvin
Jarrett. Then, this week comes word that the
league has hired Ricardo Richardson, who helped run the Indiana
Legends into the ground, as Vice President - Special Projects. The ABA
release didn't mention that Richardson was the General Manager of the
Legends for just over four months at the end of the 2001-2002 season, and
presided over falling attendance, the fiasco involving the mystery
"leaky roof" at the Indiana State Fairgrounds, and games being
mysteriously cancelled before resigning on May 20, 2002, citing
differences "with the direction of the team and owners." But,
hey, they're
making a movie about the league, right? What could be better?
Rodman Selling
Tickets, Not Delivering KANSAS
CITY, MO - Whether Dennis Rodman is truly "serious about
his comeback," has he is described by Long Beach Jam coach Earl
Cureton or not, he is certainly having a serious effect on ABA ticket
sales. Friday night a capacity crowd of 4,800, largest in the ABA this
season, turned out in Kansas City hoping to at least catch a glimpse of
the former NBA star. Rodman, however, remained in New York, where he had
taped a TV show with radio personality Howard Stern, and did not make the
trip to Kansas City. He was unlikely to play because of a leg injury, but
the Knights had led fans to believe Rodman would be in attendance at the
game, even staging a Rodman lookalike contest and handing out 2,000
posters of the 42-year-old forward. Oh, by the way, the Jam won anyway,
has they have with or without Rodman this season, getting 27 points from
DerMarr Johnson and 23 from Jannero Pargo in a 113-105 win over the
Knights. Cortez Groves had 28 to lead Kansas City. The Jam's next game is
a week from Sunday at home against Fresno. ABA to add four
more bad franchises INDIANAPOLIS,
IN - The ABA plans
to add four more badly-run and underfinanced franchises with no place
to play in time for the 2004-2005 season, assuming they can complete the
2003-2004 season. Besides teams in Louisville, Kentucky and Little Rock,
Arkansas, the ABA will try
again in Pittsburgh, where they have two old owners with plenty of money,
and Portland,
Oregon, where they have one young owner with no money. Portland's
Memorial Coliseum (pictured) is one possible home for the Portland Reign.
The former home of the Portland Trail Blazers of the NBA is just yards
away from the Rose Garden, the Blazers' current home (when they're not in
custody). Long Beach Jam owner Steve Chase said Monday that expansion franchises are being confirmed without the approval of the existing ownership groups, which seems curious. Squires Put Down
Stakes in Philly PHILADELPHIA,
PA - From Trenton to Asbury Park to parts unknown, the ABA's Jersey
Squires have moved around from place to place this season while remaining
firmly in the league basement. The 1-14 Squires will now apparently call
the Community College of Philadelphia's 1,400-seat gym (right) their home
court, at least for now, beginning with Wednesday night's game against the
Long Beach Jam. Dennis Rodman is expected to make the trip with the Jam,
but the former NBA rebounding champ, who has played just two games for
Long Beach, may not be 100% fit after a leg injury and may not play. The
Squires may be counting on people anticipating Rodman to play, as they've
set their ticket prices at a ridiculously high level of $40 for courtside
seats, $20 for general admission and $12 for students. When Will Worm
Turn Up Again? LAS
VEGAS - Dennis Rodman did not play for the Long Beach Jam in Tuesday
night's 136-124 win over the Rattlers, and will not play in the second leg
of the back-to-back games Wednesday night because of a sore right knee.
Rodman, who had 14 rebounds in his debut last Friday night against Fresno,
took himself out of Sunday's game against Jersey because he felt he was
not yet in basketball shape. He told the Long Beach Press-Telegram, "I
need to take a couple of weeks so that I can explode off the knee and
really, really run and jump." If Rodman doesn't play for the next
couple of weeks, it would be a blow to the ABA, who have pinned their
hopes on the publicity the former NBA rebounding champ brings. Meanwhile,
a former pro player wanted on suspicion of defrauding the city of
Cincinnati was
believed to have his sights set on trying out for the Jam, perhaps
under an assumed name. When You Stop
Laughing.....ABA to Expand INDIANAPOLIS Jam Takes Round
Two LONG
BEACH -
The Long Beach Jam may be the new kid on the block, but
they're definitely acting like veterans. On Friday night in front of 1,200
fans at the Pyramid, the Jam beat
the defending ABA champion Kansas City Knights for the second time in
as many tries, 121-104. Point guard Yuta Tabuse (left) sparked the
Jam with 9 assists and 7 points off the bench in his first action since
being sidelined with ankle and knee injuries and Geno Carlisle scored 38
points as Long Beach came back from four points down at the half. The two
teams play again Sunday afternoon. In other ABA action Friday night, the
Las Vegas Rattlers and Jersey Knights played another mystery match, Las
Vegas' second in three nights. How hard is it to let the league know the
result of a game? Apparently too hard for whoever's running the show in
Sin City. We've Turned
Two That's
right, almostbasketball turned 2 years old with the dawning of 2004. On
January 1, 2002, we began as a
message board devoted to the ABA, with our website following shortly
thereafter. Not much has changed in two years. The ABA
still has seven teams, at least a couple of them appear to be total jokes,
a team from southern California and a team from Kansas City are atop the
standings, games are going unplayed without explanation, and on a good
night, maybe 1,500 people show up to watch. And we're still here,
providing you with a place to find out information on the league, free
from the ABA spin. Like any two-year-old, we need more love,
so tell a friend and we hope to see more of you back here and on the board
discussing the ABA. Knights Close
in, Diablos Close out KANSAS CITY
- The
Kansas City Knights played the Grinch Tuesday night, with eight players
opening double-figure gifts in a 128-80 win over the visiting Fresno
HeatWave. With Jamaal Davis and Antoine Johnson leading the balanced
attack with 18 and 17 points, respectively, the defending ABA champs moved
to within a game and a half of the Long Beach Jam's league lead going into
the Christmas break. Kansas City jumped out to a 35-12 lead after one and
was never threatened, with Fresno scoring just 30 points in the first
half. Joe Smith led the HeatWave with 25. Meanwhile, in Las Vegas,
Ben Adams hit a layup and was fouled, and converted the free throw with
one second left to
give the Tijuana Diablos a 93-92 win over the Las Vegas Rattlers.
Adams scored 20 on the night, while John Humphrey's 22 led Las
Vegas. Rattlers
Roll LAS
VEGAS - The Las Vegas Rattlers used a big third-quarter run to break
open a tight game and went on to claim a 100-90 win over the Tijuana
Diablos Monday night for their first-ever win. Las Vegas (1-3) got 19
points (including 5 three-pointers) from guard Percy Miller (Master
P) and 18 from Kevin Morris in claiming the win in front of an estimated
1,500 fans at a former roller rink at the Las Vegas Events Center. Tied
43-43 at halftime, the Rattlers exploded to outscore TJ 30-14 in the third
to go up by 16 and held on for the win. The two teams play again tonight
in Las Vegas. LONG
BEACH, CA - As if the ABA wasn't absurd enough, the Long Beach Jam
have signed basketball's master of the art by inking Dennis Rodman to a
contract. The 42-year-old Rodman, who last played in the NBA with the
Dallas Mavericks nearly four years ago, signed
Friday and expects to play for the Jam in mid-January, with hopes of a
return to the NBA. Rodman led the league in rebounding a record seven
consecutive times but was arguably the flakiest player ever, with his on
and off the court antics resulting in as many fines as slowly shaken
heads. The Jam, who beat Tijuana 125-116 in front of 700 fans Sunday
afternoon, expect Rodman to begin practicing after Christmas. [DISCUSS] SOMEWHERE
IN PHILADELPHIA, PA - No mira
ahora, but Los Gallos de Pelea de
Juarez have won three straight and are closing on the Long Beach Jam in
the ABA standings. Wednesday night Brian Lewin scored 28 points and Cedric
Patton added 24 to lift the Gallos to a 121-114 victory over the winless
Jersey Squires. Sam Bowie scored 17 and David Shelton knocked in 16 to
lead a balanced attack as the Gallos finished a two-game sweep of the
embattled Squires. Jersey owner Wayne Butler moved his team from Asbury
Park last week, and played Kansas City Saturday night at the University of
Philadelphia's Bucky Harris gym, an 850-seat arena on the campus of the
Division II school. UP Athletic Director Thomas Shirley told
almostbasketball the Squires played on his school's campus as a
"favor to help them out of a jam" and that there were no plans
to have any more ABA games there. Tuesday night's game was apparently
played at Neumann College's 300-seat Thomas A. Bruder Athletic Center.
Neumann is a private Catholic school in Philadelphia whose teams play in
NCAA Division III. There is no word yet on where Wednesday night's game
was played or where the Squires will land on a permanent basis. ABA's Covert Ops
Successful LENEXA,
KS - The ABA's plan to conduct secret basketball operations is working
brilliantly after less than three weeks, league observers say. The
first part of the operation, to release little or no information about one
or more league teams, was successfully carried out by waiting until the
week of its first game to announce details of the Las Vegas franchise.
Part of that operation is still ongoing, with the league observing silence
on where the Rattlers will play their home games, with less than a week to
go before the team's home opener. The ABA is also conducting games without
letting anyone know where they will be played, as well as not releasing
the final scores of games until days after they have been played.
"It's all a part of our master plan to keep a little mystery in the
air," a league spokesman would have said if he wasn't going to be
violating the directive not to release information. "We think if
people knew everything about the league, it would take some of the
fun out of it." Inside sources have revealed that the league may
never announce where the Jersey Squires franchise will be moved, and
instead will wait to see if anyone notices.
Jersey Exits ASBURY PARK, NJ -
Jersey no longer fits. The Jersey Squires, plagued by a poor arena and a
worse owner, have left Asbury Park and will play in another city for
however much longer they exist in the ABA this season. Unable to come up
with the cash wanted by the Asbury Park Convention Hall management (who
weren't born yesterday), owner
Wayne Butler has moved the team. In typical ABA fashion, he didn't
tell anyone where he has moved the team. In fact, Saturday night's
game against the Kansas City Knights was apparently played (KC won
118-112), but no one seems to know where. Perhaps we'll find out today,
when the Squires are supposed to host Juarez in the first night of
back-to-back games. Knights in a
Rut KANSAS CITY, MO -
The Kansas City Knights only lost five games in the 2001-2002 ABA season
on their way to the championship; they've already lost three in the
2003-2004 season, including back-to-back losses at home after previously
winless Tijuana capped a mini-sweep with a 98-94 win at Hale Arena
Thursday night. The Knights, who went 32-5 in the league's last
season, are 3-3 and three full games behind the Long Beach Jam two weeks
into the season. Jelly Bean's
Rattlers Chewed Up CIUDAD
JUAREZ, MX - Yes, Virginia, there is
a Las Vegas Rattlers. The
last ABA team to take to the court in 2003 dropped its opener Tuesday
night at University Gymnasium, 120-91 to the Juarez Gallos. New coach Joe
"Jelly Bean" Bryant, father of NBA star Kobe Bryant, had just
nine players available and was without former NBAers Reggie Jordan and
Mark Jackson, but the Rattlers jumped out to an 8-2 lead. Juarez recovered
and ran off 10 straight points to take the lead for good, however, and led
by as many as 40 points in the second half before settling for their third
win of the season by a comfortable 29 points. Jam Discovers
the Joy of Six LONG
BEACH, CA - The Long Beach Jam are threatening to run away with the
ABA after less than two weeks of play. On Tuesday night the Jam got 33
points from DerMarr Johnson (left) and 30 from Damion Dantzler in a
132-120 win over the Fresno HeatWave in front of 2,271 fans at The Pyramid at Long Beach State.
In winning their home opener, the Jam improved to 6-0 and served notice
that they are the team to beat. ASBURY
PARK, NJ - The Jersey Squires won't play their scheduled ABA game
tonight against the Tijuana Diablos, and it's not clear exactly when
they'll play again, or who their players and coaches will be if they do.
The Squires have postponed tonight's game officially due to the winter
storm that pounded the Northeast this weekend, but it's a convenient
excuse. The players haven't been paid, the coaches have been fired, and
the Asbury Park Convention Center (right) wants its money up front
from team owner Wayne Butler. Butler
has until noon Thursday to meet a list of requirements, which includes
adequate insurance, back pay for players, and the ability to field a
competitive team, or the league will seek "alternative
financing." This must be one of those "couple
of bumps" league President Jim Clark talked about. [DISCUSS]
Three Wins in
Three Knights KANSAS
CITY, MO - Three straight wins have the defending ABA champion Kansas
City Knights closing in on first place in the ABA standings. On Thursday
night, Joe Crispin scored 25 points, Jamaal Davis (left) had 22,
and Doug Wrenn had 9 points and 10 rebounds in a 118-99 win over the
Juarez Gallos de Pelea. Nate Driggers and Sam Bowie each had 17 points for
Juarez, which lost its second straight.
KANSAS
CITY, MO - The Kansas City Knights have started a new winning streak
after seeing their ABA-record 24-game run come to an end in the season
opener. The Knights got 23 points from Joe Crispin (right), 22 from
Jamal Davis, and 20 from Cortez Groves in a 124-106 win over the Juarez
Gallos de Pelea. Sam Bowie and David Shelton led Juarez with 17 points
apiece. With the win, Kansas City claimed second place in the ABA
standings, with the two teams set to battle again Thursday night at Hale
Arena. Another sparse crowd greeted the Knights, as they drew fewer
than 300 fans for their second home game.
Knights Back;
Few Notice KANSAS
CITY, MO - If there were any doubts about what effect sitting
out nearly 20 months will have on the ABA, there shouldn't be after only
about 500 fans turned out for the home opener of the league's flagship
franchise, the Kansas City Knights, Tuesday night at Hale Arena. The
Knights got 18 points from former Kansas State player Cortez Groves
(left) in a 117-81 win over the Jersey Squires, but the crowd was the
Knights' smallest ever. Kansas City had averaged 2,265 and 2,722 fans per
game in its previous two seasons. The defending league champs host Juarez
the next two nights. Ill Jam makes
HeatWave sick FRESNO,
CA - The Long Beach Jam improved to 5-0 with a 153-102 win over the
Fresno HeatWave Tuesday night despite having two key players sick with the
flu. With Juaquin Hawkins playing limited minutes and DerMarr Johnson
unable to play at all, the Jam got 31 points from Matt Barnes and
26 points and 23 rebounds from Jack Hartman in picking up the easy
victory. Long Beach will host Fresno in its home opener at The Pyramid at
Long Beach State next Tuesday night. Jam Goes to
4-0 FRESNO,
CA - The Long Beach Jam improved to 4-0 on the young ABA season Monday
night with a 125-109 win over the Fresno HeatWave. Geno Carlisle
(left) poured in 25 of his game-high 37 points in the second quarter as
Long Beach outscored Fresno 45-17 in the period. Matt Barnes had 24
points, Jack Hartman and Juaquin Hawkins had 13 apiece, and DerMarr
Johnson chipped in with 11 as the Jam stayed perfect. Only about 500 fans
attended the HeatWave's home opener at Selland Arena. Are Squires
"Born to Run" from Jersey Already? ASBURY
PARK, NJ - A month after announcing his team's move from Trenton to
Asbury Park, Jersey Squires owner Wayne Butler is already threatening
to move his team again if improvements aren't made to the team's
Convention Center home (left). After about 80 people attended Sunday
night's 108-103 loss to Juarez, Butler said "major improvements"
to the building's heating system and locker rooms would have to be done by
the team's next scheduled home game on December 9 or "the team won't
be here." It's doubtful anyone would notice, as the city has little
idea the team exists. Butler did virtually no marketing of the team,
prompting one player to remark, "It's like he wanted to sneak up on people or something."
[DISCUSS] LONG
BEACH Knights' Streak
Es El Finito JUAREZ, Mexico - The Kansas City Knights may yet defend their ABA title, but it appears as though it won't be as easy as the last time out. The Juarez Gallos de Pelea snapped the Knights' 24-game win streak dating back to the 2001-2002 season with a 136-123 win. Behind 29 points by Nate Driggers and 23 more from Sam Bowie, the Gallos notched their first win ever, while dealing the Knights their first loss since a 122-120 loss at Southern California on February 2, 2002. Kansas City won the last 22 games of that regular season (including a forfeit win), and two playoff games in the league-record streak. ABA Off and
Running as Jam Rips Roosters JUAREZ, Mexico - Geno Carlisle scored a game-high 27 points to lead the Long Beach Jam to a 144-109 rout of the Juarez Gallos de Pelea Thursday night in the first game of the 2003-2004 American Basketball Association season. The Jam had three scorers with more than 20 points, as Matt Barnes added 25 and DerrMar Johnson 23 in the win. Cedric Patton led the Gallos with 22, while Sam Bowie had 21. A 12-0 first-quarter burst put the Jam in front 36-24 after one. No Teams Have
Moved Lately as ABA Begins Season JUAREZ, Mexico - More than 19 months after it last played a game, the American Basketball Association is set to begin its third season on Thursday when the expansion Juarez Gallos de Pelea host the Long Beach Jam in the first game of the new campaign. The league is especially proud that it hasn't had a team move in nearly a month, since the San Joaquin Sun Devils abruptly picked up and landed in Fresno in October. "Our objective is to try to make it another few weeks before we have to move another team," a league spokesman didn't say. ABA Inaugurates
"So Happy It's Tuesday" Promotion LENEXA, KS - The ABA is unveiling a league-wide promotion that will celebrate the most popular night on its schedule. Because 24 of its 125 scheduled games this season fall on Tuesdays, the league's new "So Happy It's Tuesday" program, or SHIT, will offer fans special incentives to ensure they have fun on the popular weeknight. "This season, we're planning to actually play the games that we put on the schedule," a league spokesman didn't say. "We think this will be a big step up for us. Fans are more likely to come to games if they know they're not going to be suddenly and mysteriously cancelled, not that we've ever done that. "We think SHIT is a perfect way to describe our league," the spokesman didn't go on to say. "That's all we've heard for three years." League
Finalizing Cable TV Deal INDIANAPOLIS, IN - After years of promises, ABA co-founder Joe Newman has revealed he has finally worked out a cable television deal. "They said they'd be here next Tuesday between 9 and noon, or between 1 and 5," Newman would have said, optimistically. "But you know how those cable guys are, they make you wait around all day. That's okay, though. I don't have anything else to do since the ABA won't let me get near any of the actual workings of the league anymore. I can wait all day."
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